Why Orlando sucks…(IMO)
1. Makes you sweat
2. Road signs SUCK
3. Lack of good coffee places (closest Starbucks is 10 miles away from the Celebration office)
4. Lack of non-fast-food restaurants
5. Alligators
6. Not close to a beach
7. TOLL
8. Lack of good adult (non-kids) entertainment
9. Road signs SUCK (definitely worth another mention)
However, Tonga Toast at the Polynesian resort was good and NO TRAFFIC!


November 16th, 2005 at 11:42 pm
Agreed on all points, especially the Tonga Toast.
December 2nd, 2005 at 1:27 am
The road signs are just beyond lame. One would think that the entertainment destination of the entire friggin’ planet could have some decent signs!